What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

So a baby seal walks into a club

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

PENIS

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

why did the man die? he got shot

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Dan O'Driscoll

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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