- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Can I touch it?

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Josh kissing a girl

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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