Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What comes after "Q" R

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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