Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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I can't think of a joke!

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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