A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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