Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Obamacare!

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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