What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Haha pizza

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Shit.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Go away.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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9:11 make a wish

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whats better than shoes feet

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Anti Joke

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