Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

A mexican goes to an ATM.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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