- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Robin, get in the car.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Go away.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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