- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A mexican goes to an ATM.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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