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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Womens rights.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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