- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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