Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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GONNA

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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newt gingrich

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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