What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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