- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What's your name? You tell me.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Fruitcake

Haha pizza

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

this website...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Shit.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Go away.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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