- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real jokes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

minorities

I LIKE TURLES.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Indeed.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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