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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Women

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

I love boobs

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

George W. Bush

Exactly what?

Please don't rape me.

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