- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

How do you leave a man in suspense...

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Exactly what?

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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