- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What does a man like. food.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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