Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What break when you talk?

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Nickelback.

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George W. Bush

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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penisface

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Baseball

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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