Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A bar walks into your mother.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

I am a real homosexual

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

your all shit at jokes

Women

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Indeed.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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