What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

your all shit at jokes

jack shine has boobs

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

...and I'm a Mormon.

Baseball

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

I am really good at math debating

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Lets make like trees and stand still

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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