What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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i fondle myself every night....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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A man buys free health care...

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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