A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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