when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Yo mama so fat she died

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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God.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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