What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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a banana

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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