Go away.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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your life

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Oliver's friends

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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