If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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nice shorts.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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