- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Indeed.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Women

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

gay marriage.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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