- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Please don't rape me.

Women's rights.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

two fish are in a tank.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Icecream

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Bing

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

your momma's an antijoke

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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