When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Josh kissing a girl

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

the WNBA

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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