Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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your life

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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