How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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gay marriage.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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sixty....eight.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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