Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

A baby seal walks into a club

I've got the moobs like jagger.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

why did the chicken cross the road.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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9:11 make a wish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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