What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Fruitcake

Women rights.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Sea World Japan.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

anus soup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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