- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

I LIKE TURLES.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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