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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What is brown and sticky?

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Whats long and hard? a pole

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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