- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

God.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

corey is a nipplepotomus

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