What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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A homeless person dies.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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sweaty black guy

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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