If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Womens rights.

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hi

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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