What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What does a man like. food.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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