- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Knock Knock. Go away!

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

I LIKE TURLES.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

a horse walks into a barn

I love boobs

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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