- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Go away.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

A baby seal walks into a club...

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