Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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