Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Exactly what?

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Please don't rape me.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

two fish are in a tank.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

The glass is half an hour.

. Deez nuts Ok

hi my name is? joe

So a baby seal walks into a club

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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