Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What break when you talk?

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Y2K

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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