- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

gay marriage.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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