What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

your all shit at jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Indeed.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

pubic lice.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

beiber i straight

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

An Irishman stays home

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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