One Big Ass Mistake America

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Women's Rights

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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beiber i straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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