a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Gadaffi

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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