- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

I love boobs

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Exactly what?

Josh kissing a girl

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