Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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An Irishman stays home

I don't get it

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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