What break when you talk?

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

A van drives into a car.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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