- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

I dislike old people.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

The WNBA

drugs.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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