wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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this website...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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