- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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