What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

A ginger rapping.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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