'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

whats round and like a ball a ball

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Haha pizza

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Your life That's the joke

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

penis

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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