Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

a black guy leaves prison

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

A bar walks into your mother.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A fat man buys a salad

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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