- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Icecream

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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