yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Your life That's the joke

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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