I don't get it

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Baseball

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Penis

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

. Deez nuts Ok

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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