A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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