A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A van drives into a car.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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i fondle myself every night....

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Slavery lol

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alcoholism kills

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Anti Joke

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