- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

throbbing slobber

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

drugs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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