- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

newt gingrich

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Guess what? Chicken butt

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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