- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

God.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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