- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

I love boobs

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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