How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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justin littleton. nuff said

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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A homeless person dies.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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