Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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barack osama

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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The geese of Growmore

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Fruitcake

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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