Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Anti Joke

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