What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

two fish are in a tank.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Men's rights

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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