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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Knock Knock. Go away!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Indeed.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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