Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Noah is Smart.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Go away.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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your life

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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