A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Nicholas Cage

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Dear John,

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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