What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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