- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

justin littleton. nuff said

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What comes after "Q" R

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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