A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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69

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Robin, get in the car.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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