why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What break when you talk?

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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