a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Baseball

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Lets make like trees and stand still

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Penis

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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