Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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