Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What comes after "Q" R

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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