Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Sea World Japan.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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anus soup

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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