- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Please don't rape me.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Women's rights.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

two fish are in a tank.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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