why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Penis

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Dear John,

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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