a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

drugs.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

The WNBA

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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