Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Osama Bin Laden dies.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Women

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

sixty....eight.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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