What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What color is my lamp? Brown

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

your face.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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