why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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nice shorts.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Anti Joke

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