you wanna hear a joke? no

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sweaty black guy

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Google Doodles

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Nickelback.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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