- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

i heart wiener

A van drives into a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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