Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Go away.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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