Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Haha pizza

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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