What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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