Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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haha.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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drugs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Noah is Smart.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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