A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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