If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Dead babies.

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Knock knock Come in!

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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God.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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