Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What does a man like. food.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Y2K

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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A Jew returns change.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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