- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

A mexican goes to an ATM.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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