What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Womens rights

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Golf.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Women rights.

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go go gadget

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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