If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Rebecca Black sings a song.

two fish are in a tank.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Bing

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Come in

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Y2K

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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