- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Where else? The junk yard

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

drugs.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

69

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Mmmm, donuts

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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