Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Women rights.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Pickle!

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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