- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Women's rights.

Please don't rape me.

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