what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Herman Cain

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Pianca going ham

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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