Women rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

go go gadget

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops