- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

justin littleton. nuff said

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

One Big Ass Mistake America

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Can I touch it?

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Josh kissing a girl

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Indeed.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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