- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Men's rights

pubic lice.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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