How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What break when you talk?

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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women's rights

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Write your own

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penisface

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Google Doodles

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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