What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Indeed.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Knock Knock. Go away!

minorities

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

why did the chicken cross the road.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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