Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

how does peploe get around they walk

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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