- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

Womens rights.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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