A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Indeed.

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God.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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