Herman Cain

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your life

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Oliver's friends

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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