- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

amy copied adams haircut :0

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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