- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

gay marriage.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Please don't rape me.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Icecream

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