- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

This is not Will Smith.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Guess what? Chicken butt

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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