drugs.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Whats long and hard? a pole

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Your life That's the joke

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Pickle!

Robin, get in the car.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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