- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

james schmitt whats your last name

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

You're so straight!

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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