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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

This post contains NOTHING.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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