- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Your life That's the joke

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Yo mama so fat she died

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your life

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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