- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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