What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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this website...

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Mmmm, donuts

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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a banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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