How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What comes after "Q" R

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

corey is a nipplepotomus

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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