What is 69? A two digit number.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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whats better than shoes feet

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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