how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Womens rights

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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go go gadget

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Women rights.

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Your life That's the joke

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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