There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Come in

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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I can't think of a joke!

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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knock knock come in

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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