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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

. Deez nuts Ok

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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