- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Noah is Smart.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Your life That's the joke

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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