- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Hey what time is it. 3:15

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

What color is my lamp? Brown

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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