- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Real jokes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I LIKE TURLES.

minorities

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Indeed.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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