What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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penis

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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25

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Real jokes.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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This post contains NOTHING.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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