Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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your life

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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