Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What break when you talk?

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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okay.....

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What does a man like. food.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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