No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Obamacare!

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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