What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Justin Bieber

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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