- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

corey is a nipplepotomus

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

pubic lice.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Please don't rape me.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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