What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I don't get it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

pubic lice.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Lets make like trees and stand still

two fish are in a tank.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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