Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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PENIS

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Anti Joke

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