- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

This is not Will Smith.

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