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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

pubic lice.

Men's rights

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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