A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Please don't rape me.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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PENIS

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What does a man like. food.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Come in

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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