What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Steering Wheel Face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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