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Oliver's friends

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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