3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

69

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

drugs.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Mmmm, donuts

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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