- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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I LIKE TURLES.

minorities

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Your mum is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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