A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

God.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

corey is a nipplepotomus

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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