Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

gay marriage.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Please don't rape me.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

The glass is half an hour.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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