- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Womens rights

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

go go gadget

Women rights.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Your life That's the joke

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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