why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What does a man like. food.

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knock knock come in

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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chuck norris

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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