why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What color is my lamp? Brown

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

your face.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Dear John,

Hitler

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Womens rights.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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