¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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knock knock come in

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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