- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

you are gay

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Hi poop!

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Y2K

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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