What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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hahaha

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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sweaty black guy

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Anti Joke

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