- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Women

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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