why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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I am a real homosexual

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A fat man buys a salad

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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your all shit at jokes

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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jack shine has boobs

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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penis

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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