- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Penis

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

minorities

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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