Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

The glass is half an hour.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What does a man like. food.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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