roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Steering Wheel Face.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

justin littleton. nuff said

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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