Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Dead babies.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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