- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did the mole say? Nothing

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

God.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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