- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Indeed.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

I love boobs

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Women

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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