- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

I love boobs

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

George W. Bush

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Men's rights

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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