- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

the WNBA

Women

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

American Idol

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

steves legs

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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