- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

gay marriage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Women's rights.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Please don't rape me.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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