An Irishman stays home

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Baseball

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

sixty....eight.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

pubic lice.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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