- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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