A man buys free health care...

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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