Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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steves legs

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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