- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Women's Golf

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

I love boobs

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

A fat man buys a salad

Josh kissing a girl

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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