Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Fruitcake

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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