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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Mmmm, donuts

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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