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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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