What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What break when you talk?

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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