How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Knock Knock Good one...

two fish are in a tank.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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