Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Indeed.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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