Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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I love boobs

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Exactly what?

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Please don't rape me.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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The glass is half an hour.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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