Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Shit.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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