- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

you are gay

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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