a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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A man buys free health care...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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I dislike old people.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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nice shorts.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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