- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

whats round and like a ball a ball

barack osama

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Noah is Smart.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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