Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

jokes r dumb

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

An Irishman stays home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

beiber i straight

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

A ginger rapping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

This joke isnt funny.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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