Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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okay.....

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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