Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Brittney Spears

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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pubic lice.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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