How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Dear John,

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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