- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Real jokes.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Fruitcake

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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