Women rights.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

penis

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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