Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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