What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

i heart wiener

A Jew returns change.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Water, please.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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