- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Nickelback.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What break when you talk?

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What does a man like. food.

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