what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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cheese

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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pubic lice.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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