Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Women"s Rights

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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