Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Mmmm, donuts

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Anti Joke

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