- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Whoa! A talking carrot!

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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