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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

I LIKE TURLES.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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