women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Herman Cain

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

i have 2 penises

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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