Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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SPAMS!!!

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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nice shorts.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Haha pizza

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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