- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

You're so straight!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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