Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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drugs.

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The WNBA

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