Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

your all shit at jokes

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Nickelback.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

pubic lice.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What break when you talk?

Baseball

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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