- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Obama.

Jewish People

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

This post contains NOTHING.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Indeed.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??