What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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nice shorts.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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women's rights

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Anti Joke

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