A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Your life That's the joke

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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