One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What comes after "Q" R

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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I love boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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