A Jew returns change.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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