Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Hi poop!

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A van drives into a car.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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