What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Women's rights

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Robin, get in the car.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Go away.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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