- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

A fat man buys a salad

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

your all shit at jokes

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Nickelback.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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