What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Robin, get in the car.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Go away.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

i have 2 penises

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

your life

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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