What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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The WNBA

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drugs.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Noah is Smart.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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