- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

gay marriage.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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