A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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ur mother

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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