- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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