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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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