What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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knock knock come in

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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