Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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two fish are in a tank.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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