beiber i straight

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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pubic lice.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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okay.....

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Anti Joke

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