Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Google Doodles

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

pubic lice.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Men's rights

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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