Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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The WNBA

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Women's rights

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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