What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Sea World Japan.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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lewis bedford

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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