A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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penis

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Herman Cain

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Real jokes.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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minorities

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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I LIKE TURLES.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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