You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Women

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

God.

womans rights

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

A fat man buys a salad

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

This joke isnt funny.

jokes r dumb

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

beiber i straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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