- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Punch line.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

minorities

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

God.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

9/11/01 walks into a bar

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