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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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