Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Josh kissing a girl

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

your all shit at jokes

What did the mole say? Nothing

Aodhan Hearty

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Women

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Baseball

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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