Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

okay.....

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

hi my name is? joe

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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