What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Your life That's the joke

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Noah is Smart.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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