what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Women's rights.

Please don't rape me.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

you are gay

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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