Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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