Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Mmmm, donuts

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Real jokes.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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