-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Indeed.

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A fat man buys a salad

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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