What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Josh kissing a girl

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Indeed.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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