This is not Will Smith.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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womans rights

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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