What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Real jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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i am predestal

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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