Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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sweaty black guy

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Google Doodles

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Nickelback.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Men's rights

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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