- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

George W. Bush

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Men's rights

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

American Idol

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Bing

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

PENIS

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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