you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

whats round and like a ball a ball

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

women's rights

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Herman Cain

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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