A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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The WNBA

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Mmmm, donuts

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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