Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Obamacare!

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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