- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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