Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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^that joke's not funny

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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drugs.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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