What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Oliver's friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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