- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Whats long and hard? a pole

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Your life That's the joke

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Yo mama so fat she died

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