American Idol

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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steves legs

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Bing

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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69

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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