Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

This is not Will Smith.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

womans rights

What did the mole say? Nothing

A fat man buys a salad

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Obama.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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