A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A mexican goes to an ATM.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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