Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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ur mother

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Anti Joke

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