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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

you are gay

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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