- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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