a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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pubic lice.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Please don't rape me.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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okay.....

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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