Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

two fish are in a tank.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What break when you talk?

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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