Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Nickelback.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Women's Rights

An Irishman stays home

beiber i straight

I don't get it

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Baseball

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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