- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

God.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Punchline.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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