Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

penis

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

This is not Will Smith.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...