- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man like. food.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

a black father

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Slavery lol

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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