From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Why Because

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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lewis bedford

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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