Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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your life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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