- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

I am a real homosexual

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A fat man buys a salad

Indeed.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Lets make like trees and stand still

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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