- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

drugs.

The WNBA

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

whats round and like a ball a ball

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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