A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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A Jew returns change.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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