How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Oliver's friends

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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minorities

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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