-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

What do you find....... there's a..........

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

I love boobs

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Sit on Santas lap Boner

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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