Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Chocolate rain Awesome!

i have 2 penises

milly, milly, milly, cat

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

A homeless person dies.

womans rights

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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