- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Women rights.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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