I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

thumb_up thumb_down +34

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

This site is hilarious oh wait...

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

thumb_up thumb_down +28

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

W.N.B.A.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

thumb_up thumb_down +24

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops