- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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