What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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SPAMS!!!

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why....... Because.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Noah is Smart.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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