beiber i straight

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

a black father

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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