- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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