- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

a banana

Your life That's the joke

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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