what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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sixty....eight.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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