- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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