- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

The geese of Growmore

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Noah is Smart.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Your life That's the joke

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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