- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What time is it? 10:58

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What did the mole say? Nothing

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Indeed.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A fat man buys a salad

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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