What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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