I had a dream I watched Inception.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

A ginger rapping.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Hi poop!

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

a black father

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Anti Joke

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