What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

i have 2 penises

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

anus soup

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Knock Knock. Go away!

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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