Women's Golf

Josh kissing a girl

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Aodhan Hearty

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

the WNBA

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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An Irishman stays home

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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