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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Aodhan Hearty

your all shit at jokes

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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