What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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anus soup

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Lacrosse

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

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