What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Come in

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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