Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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The geese of Growmore

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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this website...

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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