- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

the WNBA

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

gay marriage.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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