- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Women's rights

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

a banana

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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