- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Real jokes.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Noah is Smart.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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