What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you find....... there's a..........

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

I love boobs

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Sit on Santas lap Boner

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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