What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Mexicans working in an office

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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