Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Men's rights

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What break when you talk?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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