what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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jack shine has boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Baseball

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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