Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

I love boobs

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

a horse walks into a barn

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

An Irishman stays home

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

beiber i straight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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