What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Lets make like trees and stand still

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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