- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

You're so straight!

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

I'm gay. Great me too.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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