What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Noah is Smart.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

penis

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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