- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Knock Knock. Go away!

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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