once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Dead babies.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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