- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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