- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

A man walks into a bar.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Scott

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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