- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Slavery

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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