What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

the WNBA

gay marriage.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

A ginger rapping.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

I don't get it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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