Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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anus soup

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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