What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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