gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What does a man like. food.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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I can't think of a joke!

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Mexicans working in an office

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Slavery lol

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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