What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Two women were sitting in silence.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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