- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

amy copied adams haircut :0

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

9/11/01 walks into a bar

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