- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

I love boobs

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Josh kissing a girl

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Aodhan Hearty

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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