- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

You're so straight!

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

^that joke's not funny

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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