Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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SPAMS!!!

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Haha pizza

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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