Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

i have 2 penises

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

where's waldo? in a picture book.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Slavery

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Obamacare!

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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