whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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