- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

A black succeeds

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Women's rights.

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Well, this is fun.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

SAY

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is Jason? Black.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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