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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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