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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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A fat man buys a salad

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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womans rights

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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