- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

...Jack Vale

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

I am black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Niko isnt a mexican douche

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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