Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Penis

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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your face.

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A Jew returns change.

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