why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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hi

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Slavery lol

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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