what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Got milk? No.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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^that joke's not funny

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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