whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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