What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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