What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Josh kissing a girl

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Aodhan Hearty

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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