Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

SAY

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

the WNBA

Exactly what?

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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