- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Please don't rape me.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Knock knock! Yes?

Santa Clogged my toliet

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