Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

this website...

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Your life That's the joke

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Women's rights

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Shit.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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