What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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womans rights

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Josh kissing a girl

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Women's Golf

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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