- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

a horse walks into a barn

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Lets make like trees and stand still

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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