A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Women's rights

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

penis

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Pickle!

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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