Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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This joke isnt funny.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What does a man like. food.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Come in

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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