Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What does a man like. food.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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chuck norris

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Hitler

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hi

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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