- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

This joke isnt funny.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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