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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sixty....eight.

I don't get it

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Penis

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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