Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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