A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

womans rights

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

It's your mother, open the door.

Women"s Rights

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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