Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Noah is Smart.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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