What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Brittney Spears

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

the WNBA

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Baseball

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Men's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Please don't rape me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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