When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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this website...

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Real jokes.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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9/11

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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a banana

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Your life That's the joke

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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