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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What time is it? 10:58

What will happen when a black person die they die

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Jewish People

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

A fat man buys a salad

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

sixty....eight.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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