"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

knock knock you may come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

An antijoke

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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