- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

cheese

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

beiber i straight

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