- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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