- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Josh kissing a girl

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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