Potato salad

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newt gingrich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Obamacare!

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minorities

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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