This joke isnt funny.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What does a man like. food.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Come in

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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