- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What break when you talk?

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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