Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Penis

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What does a man like. food.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

why did the man die? he got shot

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Mexicans working in an office

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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