- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Your life That's the joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??