why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

cheese

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

beiber i straight

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

I don't get it

pubic lice.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Penis

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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