What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Potato salad

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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anus soup

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Women's Golf

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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