"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

penis

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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