Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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