A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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