A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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PENIS

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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hi my name is? joe

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Benevolent villain.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Hitler

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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hi

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Thumbs this up

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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