- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

anus soup

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Knock Knock. Go away!

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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