Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Noah is Smart.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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