nathan palmer has a big head !

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

this website...

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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