Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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