- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

gay marriage.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

the WNBA

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

A ginger rapping.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

I don't get it

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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