What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Slavery lol

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Got milk? No.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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