- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Nickelback

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

gay marriage.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

knock knock come in

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