- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

I can't think of a joke!

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Mexicans working in an office

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

if it's friday, it must be China

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

Slavery lol

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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