Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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beiber i straight

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock Knock Good one...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

want to go home? yea

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

. Deez nuts Ok

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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