So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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newt gingrich

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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