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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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...Jack Vale

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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I am black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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