Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Baseball

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What break when you talk?

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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