Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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I am black.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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GONNA

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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