- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real jokes.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

I won the game.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Women rights.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

a banana

What has human male genitalia? A human male

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Pickle!

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