- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A baby seal walks into a club

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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