Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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