What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

a horse walks into a barn

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

sixty....eight.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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