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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

the WNBA

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

gay marriage.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

A ginger rapping.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

I don't get it

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