- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

throbbing slobber

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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