Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Dear John,

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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