Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Sea World Japan.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A man walks into a bar.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...