- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love boobs

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What did the mole say? Nothing

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A baby seal walks into a club.

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