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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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