why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

I had a dream I watched Inception.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

beiber i straight

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What is 6 plus 9? 15

A ginger rapping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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