Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

A fat man buys a salad

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Baseball

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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