Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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chuck norris

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a black father

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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i fondle myself every night....

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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alcoholism kills

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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