- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Dead babies.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Women's Golf

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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