- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have 2 penises

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

anus soup

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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