- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Hi poop!

What's 6+2? 16

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

hi

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

Slavery lol

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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