- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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