Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Knock knock! Yes?

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What's 6+2? 16

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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