- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Your life That's the joke

What has human male genitalia? A human male

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

How do you leave a man in suspense...

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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