Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Women's rights

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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