- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What does a man like. food.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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