Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Slavery lol

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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