A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

a horse walks into a barn

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

the WNBA

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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