Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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^that joke's not funny

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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