- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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