- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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