Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Penis

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Hitler

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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