- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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