Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Giving birth to the antichrist

George W. Bush

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sixty....eight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

beiber i straight

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

knock knock come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What does a man like. food.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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