- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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