How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Dead babies.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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