A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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