- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

I had a dream I watched Inception.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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