Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What has human male genitalia? A human male

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

a banana

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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