what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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