Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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