- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Guess what? Chicken butt

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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