- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

hi my name is? joe

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Benevolent villain.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Hitler

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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