- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Women's rights

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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