- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

That's what he said.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

I won the game.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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