- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

A Mexican walks into a club.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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