OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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The geese of Growmore

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Real jokes.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Noah is Smart.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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AROUND

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Your life That's the joke

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Anti Joke

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