- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Lacrosse

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Obamacare!

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Josh kissing a girl

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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