- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Justin Littleton getting laid.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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