"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Your life That's the joke

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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AROUND

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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