Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Noah is Smart.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Your life That's the joke

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

amy copied adams haircut :0

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

i have 2 penises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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