what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

womans rights

Women's Golf

Josh kissing a girl

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Obama.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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