- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

An Irishman stays home

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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