What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Pickle!

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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