A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

newt gingrich

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

anus soup

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

justin littleton. nuff said

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Lacrosse

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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