How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Please don't rape me.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Come in

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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knock knock come in

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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