Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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hahaha

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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womans rights

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Anti Joke

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