10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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josh simpson has cancer

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Women's rights

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Anti Joke

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