knock knock come in

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Benevolent villain.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Got milk? No.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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