Pickle!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What comes after "Q" R

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Scott

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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