Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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sixty....eight.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Women's rights.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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