- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

the WNBA

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

cheese

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Men's rights

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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