- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the WNBA

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

gay marriage.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

I don't get it

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Come in

knock knock come in

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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