why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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gay marriage.

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A ginger rapping.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Exactly what?

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Please don't rape me.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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steves legs

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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