What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Your life That's the joke

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Potato salad

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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