- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Got milk? No.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

^that joke's not funny

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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