Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

jack shine has boobs

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

the WNBA

Brittney Spears

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Baseball

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Men's rights

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Please don't rape me.

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