Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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...Jack Vale

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Real jokes.

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this website...

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Anti Joke

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