- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

A Jew returns change.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

your face.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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