- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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