Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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The geese of Growmore

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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I won the game.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Shit.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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