what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Baseball

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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sixty....eight.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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