What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Women rights.

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I won the game.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Noah is Smart.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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