What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

This joke isnt funny.

beiber i straight

A ginger rapping.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

I don't get it

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Penis

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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