- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Your life That's the joke

Anti jokes are funny

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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