wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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I am black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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You're so straight!

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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The WNBA

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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SPAMS!!!

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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nice shorts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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