Two women were sitting in silence.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Haha pizza

Why....... Because.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

Your life That's the joke

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

anus soup

What comes after "Q" R

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Oliver's friends

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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