An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Oliver's friends

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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