Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What color is my lamp? Brown

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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