who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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...Jack Vale

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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