How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Dear John,

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

tim rafter died no one cared

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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