- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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