What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Benevolent villain.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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