- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Lets make like trees and stand still

your momma's an antijoke

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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