What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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A fat man buys a salad

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Women

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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penis

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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