- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A baby seal walks into a club.

This post contains NOTHING.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

9:11 make a wish

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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