- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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