steves legs

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What does a man like. food.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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chuck norris

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Hitler

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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hi

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69

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marble

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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