- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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