Two women were sitting in silence.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why....... Because.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Your life That's the joke

milly, milly, milly, cat

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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