What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Anti jokes are funny

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Potato salad

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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