Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Haha pizza

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why....... Because.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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