- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

a horse walks into a barn

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

An Irishman stays home

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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