nice shorts.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's not red? No tomatoes.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

this website...

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Real jokes.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

I won the game.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Women rights.

penis

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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