How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Obamacare!

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A man walks into a bar.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What comes after "Q" R

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Women's Golf

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Jewish People

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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