Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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gay marriage.

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