Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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your all shit at jokes

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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