- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

knock knock come in

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What does a man like. food.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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