- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What comes after "Q" R

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Oliver's friends

Obamacare!

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

I love boobs

Josh kissing a girl

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Women's Golf

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

arse

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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