Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Shit.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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