- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

I don't get it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What does a man like. food.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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