- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

^that joke's not funny

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Niko isnt a mexican douche

drugs.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

nice shorts.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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