- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Your life That's the joke

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

milly, milly, milly, cat

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

anus soup

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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