Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Slavery lol

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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SPAMS!!!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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