What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Nickelback

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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gay marriage.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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