What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

nathan palmer has a big head !

this website...

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why....... Because.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Your life That's the joke

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

milly, milly, milly, cat

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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