Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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justin littleton. nuff said

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Lacrosse

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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