What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

nathan palmer has a big head !

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Your life That's the joke

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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