What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Scott

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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anus soup

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Dead babies.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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