What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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