Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Dead babies.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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