what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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marble

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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...Jack Vale

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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^that joke's not funny

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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