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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

GONNA

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Mmmm, donuts

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

nathan palmer has a big head !

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why....... Because.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

a banana

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

milly, milly, milly, cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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