3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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penis

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Pickle!

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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