How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

the WNBA

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Brittney Spears

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Baseball

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Men's rights

Please don't rape me.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

steves legs

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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