Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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drugs.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Women's rights

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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