- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Pianca going ham

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Women's rights.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

women's rights

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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