Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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hahaha

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8====D {(0)}

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Josh kissing a girl

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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minorities

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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