- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Women's rights

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Herman Cain

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

i have 2 penises

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