What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

a horse walks into a barn

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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