What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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chuck norris

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Slavery lol

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Got milk? No.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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You're so straight!

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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SPAMS!!!

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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