amy copied adams haircut :0

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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i have 2 penises

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Women's Golf

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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