Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Your life That's the joke

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Potato salad

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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