- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

hi my name is? joe

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Knock knock! Yes?

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Benevolent villain.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Hitler

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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