- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Aodhan Hearty

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

a horse walks into a barn

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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