roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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jokes r dumb

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What does a man like. food.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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