If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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I can't think of a joke!

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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chuck norris

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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if it's friday, it must be China

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hi

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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