- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

anus soup

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Guess what? Chicken butt

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Knock Knock. Go away!

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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