How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A van drives into a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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