Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A homeless person dies.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Women's Golf

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Josh kissing a girl

I love boobs

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

arse

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

the WNBA

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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