How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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beiber i straight

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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want to go home? yea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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PENIS

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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