- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

A fat man buys a salad

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

jack shine has boobs

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

An Irishman stays home

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Brittney Spears

the WNBA

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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