yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Your life That's the joke

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

penis

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

i have 2 penises

Potato salad

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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