What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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nice shorts.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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this website...

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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