- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

you wanna hear a joke? no

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Women's rights

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Well, this is fun.

Women's rights.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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