69

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

what is brown and sticky? a stick

thumb_up thumb_down -66

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

I dislike old people.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

thumb_up thumb_down +43

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

thumb_up thumb_down +43

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

thumb_up thumb_down +39

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops