What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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ur mother

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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...Jack Vale

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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The WNBA

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69

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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