A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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GONNA

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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That's what he said.

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this website...

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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