- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

womans rights

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

the WNBA

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

cheese

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Men's rights

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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