http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

thumb_up thumb_down

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

thumb_up thumb_down

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock knock! Yes?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops