Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Two women were sitting in silence.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Shit.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Your life That's the joke

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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