what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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sixty....eight.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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steves legs

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Hitler

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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