What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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