3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Women's Golf

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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