- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A man walks into a bar.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What comes after "Q" R

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How do you leave a man in suspense...

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Obamacare!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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