- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

I love boobs

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Women's Golf

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Josh kissing a girl

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

your all shit at jokes

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

I am a real homosexual

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

SAY

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

the WNBA

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Brittney Spears

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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