Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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A ginger rapping.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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if it's friday, it must be China

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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