- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What is 6 plus 9? 15

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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