- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a real homosexual

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Josh kissing a girl

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

the WNBA

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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