A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Got milk? No.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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