Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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womans rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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An Irishman stays home

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penis

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Men's rights

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Please don't rape me.

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PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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