How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Exactly what?

A ginger rapping.

gay marriage.

the WNBA

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

steves legs

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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