- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

jokes r dumb

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