I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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A ginger rapping.

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Exactly what?

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gay marriage.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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the WNBA

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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steves legs

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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