Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Mmmm, donuts

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why....... Because.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

milly, milly, milly, cat

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Your life That's the joke

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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