Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Guess what? Chicken butt

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Lacrosse

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A bar walks into your mother.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

DONALD TRUMP DIES

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Obamacare!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Jewish People

thumb_up thumb_down +18

minorities

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops