- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What time is it? 10:58

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

A homeless person dies.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

a horse walks into a barn

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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