- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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