Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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I won the game.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Shit.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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