A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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i have 2 penises

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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anus soup

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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