- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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