How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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beiber i straight

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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