How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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anus soup

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Slavery

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Obamacare!

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What comes after "Q" R

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Jewish People

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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