What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Anti Joke

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