why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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whats better than shoes feet

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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