What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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sixty....eight.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What is Jason? Black.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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