- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

knock knock whos there .. derp

you wanna hear a joke? no

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

gay marriage.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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