- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

9:11 make a wish

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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