- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Herman Cain

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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