A man walks into a bar.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Dead babies.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Women's Golf

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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