Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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...Jack Vale

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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I am black.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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