A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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jokes r dumb

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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sixty....eight.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What does a man like. food.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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