Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Lacrosse

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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womans rights

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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A fat man buys a salad

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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jack shine has boobs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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