What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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