- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

cheese

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

pubic lice.

Men's rights

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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