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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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