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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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