Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Knock Knock. Go away!

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Anti Joke

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