- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

a horse walks into a barn

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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