Nickelback

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

arse

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What did the mole say? Nothing

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the WNBA

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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