- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

A man walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

DONALD TRUMP DIES

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Lacrosse

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Obamacare!

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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