An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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this website...

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Real jokes.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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I won the game.

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