- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a banana

Your life That's the joke

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

penis

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What comes after "Q" R

Oliver's friends

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

I love boobs

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