A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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