What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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A man walks into a bar.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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cheese

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Lebron Traveled

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A scottish man having fun

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I am a real homosexual

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Dear John,

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Canada's army

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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