A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

arse

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What did the mole say? Nothing

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

cheese

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

This joke isnt funny.

beiber i straight

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Anti Joke

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