- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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