- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

A black succeeds

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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