Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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want to go home? yea

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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