there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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A fat man buys a salad

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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womans rights

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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jack shine has boobs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Brittney Spears

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the WNBA

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Baseball

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