Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

the WNBA

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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An Irishman stays home

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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