Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Women's rights

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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