How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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this website...

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why Because

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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