Pandas Everywhere!!!

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Like this joke

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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