- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Slavery lol

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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