What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Lacrosse

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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