- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

gay marriage.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What does a man like. food.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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