A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Women's Golf

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Nickelback

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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a horse walks into a barn

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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