Benevolent villain.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Hitler

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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throbbing slobber

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