What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Herman Cain

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Oliver's friends

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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