why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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cheese

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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beiber i straight

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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This joke isnt funny.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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I don't get it

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Penis

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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