abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Got milk? No.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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