What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Herman Cain

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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