two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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The geese of Growmore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Haha pizza

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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