roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What break when you talk?

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Come in

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Bing

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Benevolent villain.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Mexicans working in an office

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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