What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Hello

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

the WNBA

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

FOLLOW ME @airvvv

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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