Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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josh simpson has cancer

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Knock Knock Come in!

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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W.N.B.A.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Anti Joke

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