What do you call a group of asians? China.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Baseball

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Write your own

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What does a man like. food.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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