What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Got milk? No.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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You're so straight!

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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SPAMS!!!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Real jokes.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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