- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Slavery

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Anti Joke

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