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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

This joke isnt funny.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

A ginger rapping.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Benevolent villain.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Hi poop!

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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