A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Sea World Japan.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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