- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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