How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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penis

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Penis

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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