Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Please don't rape me.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

steves legs

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Benevolent villain.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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