- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

beiber i straight

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

sixty....eight.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

okay.....

Penis

PENIS

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Bing

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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