- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Brittney Spears

the WNBA

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Baseball

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Men's rights

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Please don't rape me.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

steves legs

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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