What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Obamacare!

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

jokes r dumb

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

sixty....eight.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

steves legs

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