A man walks into a bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

A baby seal walks into a club.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Hello

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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