What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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fart

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I won the game.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Women rights.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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