amy copied adams haircut :0

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Lacrosse

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Anti Joke

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