- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man die? he got shot

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

if it's friday, it must be China

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

throbbing slobber

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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