- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

what is brown and sticky? a stick

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

...Jack Vale

^that joke's not funny

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

The geese of Growmore

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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