why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

steves legs

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

chuck norris

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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