- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Real jokes.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

a banana

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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