- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Benevolent villain.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Knock knock! Yes?

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Hi poop!

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

What's 6+2? 16

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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