Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

jokes r dumb

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

sixty....eight.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What does a man like. food.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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