- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Knock Knock. Go away!

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

A ginger rapping.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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