which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Nickelback

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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SAY

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Brittney Spears

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gay marriage.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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