What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

A man walks into a bar.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Penis

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Dead babies.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

I love boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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