N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Bing

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Come in

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Benevolent villain.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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