What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

the WNBA

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

beiber i straight

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Knock Knock Good one...

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

want to go home? yea

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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