What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

This is not Will Smith.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Obamacare!

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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