Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

A baby seal walks into a club.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

9:11 make a wish

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

This post contains NOTHING.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

A fat man buys a salad

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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