Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

I had a dream I watched Inception.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What is 6 plus 9? 15

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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