Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

why did the man die? he got shot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Santa Clogged my toliet

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Slavery lol

Anti Joke

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