Women's rights

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Rick Perry.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Women's rights.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

beiber i straight

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

your momma's an antijoke

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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