- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

I can't think of a joke!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Hitler

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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