- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Justin Littleton getting laid.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

cheese

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??