What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

The geese of Growmore

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Haha pizza

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

this website...

Whats long and hard? a pole

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Your life That's the joke

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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