It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Benevolent villain.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Hi poop!

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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hi

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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marble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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