Santa Clogged my toliet

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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ur mother

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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