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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

womans rights

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

A fat man buys a salad

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

jack shine has boobs

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Brittney Spears

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

the WNBA

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

gay marriage.

Baseball

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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