a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Baseball

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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sixty....eight.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Please don't rape me.

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PENIS

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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okay.....

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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chuck norris

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Anti Joke

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