- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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