How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Slavery

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Lacrosse

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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