- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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