- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

No.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Penis

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What color is my lamp? Brown

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Knock knock, come in.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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