- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Penis

My mom just died....

OGC - tilt your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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