Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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steves legs

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What does a man like. food.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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marble

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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