Two women were sitting in silence.

this website...

nathan palmer has a big head !

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why....... Because.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Your life That's the joke

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

a banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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