Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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