- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

^that joke's not funny

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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