- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

cheese

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

This joke isnt funny.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

I don't get it

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Penis

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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