why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Women's rights

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Shit.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Pickle!

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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i have 2 penises

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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