Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Exactly what?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

the WNBA

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Knock Knock Good one...

steves legs

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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