Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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You're so straight!

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^that joke's not funny

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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barack osama

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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nice shorts.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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this website...

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Anti Joke

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