What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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cheese

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Penis

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What does a man like. food.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Come in

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Benevolent villain.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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