- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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