There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Got milk? No.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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