- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

i hate you.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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