A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Google Doodles

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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France never surrender.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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