your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Anti Joke

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