- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Knock knock, come in.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

Water, please.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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