- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Women"s Rights

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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