Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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You're so straight!

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^that joke's not funny

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Anti Joke

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