- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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