Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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your all shit at jokes

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Exactly what?

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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SAY

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Brittney Spears

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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