A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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