- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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