- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Herman Cain

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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