What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Lacrosse

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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A fat man buys a salad

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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womans rights

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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