What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Mmmm, donuts

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Your life That's the joke

amy copied adams haircut :0

milly, milly, milly, cat

what is patrick wilson? smart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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