Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Real jokes.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Slavery

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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