Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

A man walks into a bar.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Lacrosse

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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