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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

arse

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Brittney Spears

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

cheese

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

A ginger rapping.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

This joke isnt funny.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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