- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Shit.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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