Your life That's the joke

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A baby seal walks into a club

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A man walks into a bar.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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