How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Dear John,

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poop.........

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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lololololololololol

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Anti Joke

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