- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Mmmm, donuts

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Anti jokes are funny

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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