- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

the WNBA

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Brittney Spears

I had a dream I watched Inception.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Men's rights

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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