Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's 6+2? 16

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chuck norris

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Hitler

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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69

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Slavery lol

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Got milk? No.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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