Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Obamacare!

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

SAY

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Brittney Spears

jokes r dumb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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