what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

amy copied adams haircut :0

A baby seal walks into a club

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

This is not Will Smith.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Anti Joke

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