- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What's 6+2? 16

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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