Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

A ginger rapping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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