Benevolent villain.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Hi poop!

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Hitler

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hi

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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marble

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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