Potato salad

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Obamacare!

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What comes after "Q" R

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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hahaha

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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