Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Exactly what?

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

the WNBA

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

sixty....eight.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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