What is Jason? Black.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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chuck norris

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Hitler

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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