- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Knock Knock. Go away!

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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