- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What is Jason? Black.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What color is my lamp? Brown

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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