where's waldo? in a picture book.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Penis

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

DONALD TRUMP DIES

A man walks into a bar.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Anti Joke

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