A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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An Irishman stays home

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Men's rights

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sixty....eight.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Please don't rape me.

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PENIS

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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