- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What's brown and sticky? A stick

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

knock knock come in

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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