What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Women's rights

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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9/11

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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