- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A horse walks into a bar...n

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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why did the man die? he got shot

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

your face.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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