What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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I love boobs

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Women's rights

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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your all shit at jokes

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Pianca going ham

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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