- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Herman Cain

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Slavery

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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anus soup

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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