I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

No.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Dear John,

poop.........

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

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