What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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jack shine has boobs

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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cheese

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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