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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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