why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Bing

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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chuck norris

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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