- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Why....... Because.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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