- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Benevolent villain.

a black father

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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