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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Lacrosse

Dead babies.

What comes after "Q" R

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Jewish People

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

This joke isnt funny.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

A ginger rapping.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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