- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Santa Clogged my toliet

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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