How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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