- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Dead babies.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Exactly what?

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