Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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poop.........

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Hello world

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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