Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Penis

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What comes after "Q" R

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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I love boobs

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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