- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Real jokes.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

penis

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

amy copied adams haircut :0

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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