Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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I won the game.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Shit.

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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