- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Baseball

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Exactly what?

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

the WNBA

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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