- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Herman Cain

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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