- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Brittney Spears

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Men's rights

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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