Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Women

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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