The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Pickle!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Oliver's friends

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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