- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Real jokes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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amy copied adams haircut :0

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Herman Cain

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