- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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