what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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I won the game.

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fart

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Women rights.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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