whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Mmmm, donuts

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Pickle!

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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