What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Potato salad

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

This is not Will Smith.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Guess what? Chicken butt

A bar walks into your mother.

Penis

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Lacrosse

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Obamacare!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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