- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

9:11 make a wish

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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