Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Nickelback

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What time is it? 10:58

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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SAY

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Brittney Spears

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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