why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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this website...

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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penis

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