A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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No.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Dear John,

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poop.........

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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