What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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