How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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i fondle myself every night....

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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