A man walks into a bar.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Dead babies.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What time is it? 10:58

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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