- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

minorities

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

9:11 make a wish

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A fat man buys a salad

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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