- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

you wanna hear a joke? no

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

knock knock whos there .. derp

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

gay marriage.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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