What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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marble

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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