Women's rights

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Global Warming.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What is Jason? Black.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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penis

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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