- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Pickle!

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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