What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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the WNBA

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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An Irishman stays home

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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