- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A man walks into a bar.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Women's rights.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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