- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

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