A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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okay.....

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Penis

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's 6+2? 16

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chuck norris

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Hitler

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Slavery lol

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69

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