What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Herman Cain

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Penis

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Lacrosse

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Anti Joke

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