- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

The geese of Growmore

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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amy copied adams haircut :0

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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