What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Dead babies.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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the WNBA

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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