- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Why....... Because.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

9/11

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

i have 2 penises

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

A bar walks into your mother.

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