What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Noah is Smart.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Women's rights

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

a banana

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

what is patrick wilson? smart

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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