Oliver's friends

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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hahaha

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Women's Golf

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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9:11 make a wish

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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