Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

A man walks into a bar.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Lacrosse

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

your all shit at jokes

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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