Whats long and hard? a pole

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Shit.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A baby seal walks into a club

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Pickle!

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

A man walks into a bar.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Penis

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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