- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Real jokes.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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