Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

thumb_up thumb_down +27

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Slavery

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops