Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

A baby seal walks into a club.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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