What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

A horse walks into a glue factory..

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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