why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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beiber i straight

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Penis

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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hi my name is? joe

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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