What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Potato salad

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Obamacare!

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Dead babies.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Penis

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Women's Golf

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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