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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What break when you talk?

steves legs

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Knock knock! Yes?

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Santa Clogged my toliet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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