Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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chuck norris

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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