Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Lacrosse

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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