Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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chuck norris

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Hello world

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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