How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Scott

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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anus soup

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Dead babies.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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