Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

josh simpson has cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +30

penis

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A baby seal walks into a club...

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Oliver's friends

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A man walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops