Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A man walks into a bar.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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