- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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