- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Lacrosse

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Dead babies.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Nickelback

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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