Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Oliver's friends

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Women's Golf

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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hahaha

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9:11 make a wish

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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