How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A man buys free health care...

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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nice shorts.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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