- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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