- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

nathan palmer has a big head !

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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