- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Dead babies.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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