Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Women's rights

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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penis

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Shit.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Pickle!

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Potato salad

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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