What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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