A baby seal walks into a club

amy copied adams haircut :0

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

This is not Will Smith.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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