What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

sixty....eight.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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