A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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a banana

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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anus soup

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Penis

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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