Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What do you call a group of asians? China.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why were corners made? For crying.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Baseball

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Please don't rape me.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What is Jason? Black.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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PENIS

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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