What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What time is it? 10:58

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I love boobs

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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your all shit at jokes

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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