Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Benevolent villain.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Hi poop!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Anti Joke

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