What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Slavery

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Lacrosse

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Dead babies.

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hahaha

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Jewish People

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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