- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Real jokes.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Slavery

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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