- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

what is brown and sticky? a stick

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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