Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

I am black.

^that joke's not funny

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Black Poeple

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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