your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

The geese of Growmore

Two women were sitting in silence.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

I like to eat.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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