The jets are a good team..

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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God is religiously proven to be real

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I don't get it

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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sixty....eight.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Come in

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PENIS

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Benevolent villain.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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