What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

anus soup

Women's rights

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

No.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Penis

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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