how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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sixty....eight.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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God.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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