Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Mmmm, donuts

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

nathan palmer has a big head !

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

Pickle!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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