What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Women rights.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Lacrosse

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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