What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Benevolent villain.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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marble

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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