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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

A man walks into a bar.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Giving birth to the antichrist

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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