Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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beiber i straight

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Knock Knock Good one...

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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