- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guess what? Chicken butt

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

This is not Will Smith.

SAY

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A fat man buys a salad

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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