Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why....... Because.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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