what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

okay.....

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Penis

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What's 6+2? 16

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Santa Clogged my toliet

chuck norris

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Hitler

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

69

Slavery lol

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