Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Canada

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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