Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

DANA

Hello

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

SAY

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Brittney Spears

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

gay marriage.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

sixty....eight.

beiber i straight

This joke isnt funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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