Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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I dislike old people.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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The WNBA

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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