what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

knock knock whos there .. derp

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

you wanna hear a joke? no

gay marriage.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What is 6 plus 9? 15

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