whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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noodles

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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I am black.

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