- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

a banana

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

anus soup

Penis

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