Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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You're so straight!

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Chocolate tastes good.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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That's what he said.

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nice shorts.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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