sixty....eight.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What is Jason? Black.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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