- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

A bar walks into your mother.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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