Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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barack osama

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haha.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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