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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Anti jokes are funny

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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