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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

That's what he said.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

The geese of Growmore

nice shorts.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Fruitcake

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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