- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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