- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Canada

Three men walked into a metal pole

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

why did the man die? he got shot

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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