Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Hi poop!

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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