A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Oliver's friends

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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i am predestal

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Lacrosse

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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