What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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knock knock come in

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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