- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

The chicken crossed the road.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

i like potatoes

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

if u r not my friend, like this joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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