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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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I am black.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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I dislike old people.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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