A baby seal walks into a club

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Penis

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Why Because

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Justin Littleton getting laid.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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