Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Women's Golf

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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