Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Lacrosse

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

justin littleton. nuff said

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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