What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

this website...

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Women's rights

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Shit.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

penis

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Pickle!

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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