What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Baseball

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Penis

What break when you talk?

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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