Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Dead babies.

A bar walks into your mother.

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