- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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