the WNBA

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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69

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Bing

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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PENIS

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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chuck norris

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Benevolent villain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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