I had a dream I watched Inception.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Men's rights

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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