- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Women's rights

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

amy copied adams haircut :0

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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