^that joke's not funny

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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