Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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I can't think of a joke!

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What's 6+2? 16

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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marble

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69

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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