Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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ur mother

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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throbbing slobber

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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The geese of Growmore

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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