- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

anus soup

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Guess what? Chicken butt

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Women's Golf

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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