Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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My sister has to take a dump

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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I dislike old people.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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The WNBA

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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nice shorts.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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