steves legs

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Anti Joke

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