how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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alcoholism kills

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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