What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Shit.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Pickle!

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

A man walks into a bar.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Penis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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