- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

i have aids and a chode

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Is Carly smart? No.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What time is it? 12:03 AM

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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