Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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steves legs

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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okay.....

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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want to go home? yea

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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