How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

God is religiously proven to be real

the WNBA

beiber i straight

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What does a man like. food.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Come in

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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