Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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9/11

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Brett Farve

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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