a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's 6+2? 16

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chuck norris

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Hitler

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Hey, come here often? No.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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