- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

A fat man buys a salad

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Women

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

a horse walks into a barn

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