Chocolate rain Awesome!

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why....... Because.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Women rights.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Lacrosse

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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