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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

What's 1+1? 4.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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The geese of Growmore

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

I dislike old people.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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