- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What will happen when a black person die they die

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Nickelback

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

arse

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

cheese

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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