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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

why did the chicken cross the road.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

A fat man buys a salad

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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