Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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I like to eat.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Brett Farve

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A homeless person dies.

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Lacrosse

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