What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Hitler

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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throbbing slobber

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SPAMS!!!

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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