How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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knock knock come in

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Slavery lol

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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