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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

A baby seal walks into a club

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Pickle!

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

i have 2 penises

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Slavery

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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