Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

I love boobs

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

your all shit at jokes

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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