9/11

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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AROUND

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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