God is religiously proven to be real

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Penis

pubic lice.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

okay.....

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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