- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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minorities

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

9:11 make a wish

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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A fat man buys a salad

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Baseball

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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