- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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