Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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gay marriage.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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beiber i straight

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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