- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

9/11

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

A bar walks into your mother.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

i have 2 penises

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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