Jewish People

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Jasper sucks.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

A ginger rapping.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Knock Knock. F uck off.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Bing

Come in

if u r not my friend, like this joke

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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