- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's 6 + 9? 15.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

okay.....

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

. Deez nuts Ok

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Three men walked into a metal pole

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

why did the man die? he got shot

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??