Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

steves legs

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What color is my lamp? Brown

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Three men walked into a metal pole

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

chuck norris

Santa Clogged my toliet

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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