- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What's 6 + 9? 15.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Three men walked into a metal pole

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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