- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

I can't think of a joke!

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What's 6+2? 16

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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