What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Penis

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anus soup

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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