Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What will happen when a black person die they die

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

SAY

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Brittney Spears

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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