- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

That's what he said.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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