What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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nice shorts.

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The geese of Growmore

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Women rights.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why....... Because.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Fruitcake

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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nbjhfghl

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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anus soup

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Real jokes.

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