I love boobs

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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your all shit at jokes

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Exactly what?

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Brittney Spears

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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