- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

i am predestal

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Penis

Slavery

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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