- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Lacrosse

Dead babies.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Nickelback

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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