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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's 6+2? 16

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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