What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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okay.....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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