- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Brett Farve

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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