Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Women's rights

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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