- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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i fondle myself every night....

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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