How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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^that joke's not funny

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You're so straight!

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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