Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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I can't think of a joke!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Benevolent villain.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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