Penis

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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want to go home? yea

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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knock knock come in

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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