Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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ur mother

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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I am black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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The geese of Growmore

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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I like to eat.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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