How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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pubic lice.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Penis

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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