What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Mmmm, donuts

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A baby seal walks into a club

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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