Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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9/11

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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