- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

womans rights

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Punchline.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

beiber i straight

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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