- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Can I touch it?

minorities

Dead babies.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

you wanna hear a joke? no

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Exactly what?

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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