- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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