jack shine has boobs

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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steves legs

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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okay.....

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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want to go home? yea

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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