What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

a horse walks into a barn

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Punchline.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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