sixty....eight.

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beiber i straight

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This joke isnt funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Benevolent villain.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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