Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Brittney Spears

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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sixty....eight.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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