Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

I love boobs

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Women's Golf

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

womans rights

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Josh kissing a girl

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

SAY

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Anti Joke

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