Knock knock Who's there? FBI

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

noodles

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What does a man like. food.

your going to die

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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