A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

your life

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Slavery

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Lacrosse

Penis

i am predestal

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Penis

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

justin littleton. nuff said

johann grayson being liked

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Dead babies.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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