What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Exactly what?

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Please don't rape me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

steves legs

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Come in

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

why did the man die? he got shot

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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