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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

if it's friday, it must be China

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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