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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

-1

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Jasper sucks.

A ginger rapping.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Knock Knock. F uck off.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Bing

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Come in

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Hi poop!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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