- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

You're so straight!

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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