Penis

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Nickelback

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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