Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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The geese of Growmore

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Child Prostitution.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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