Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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PENIS

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hi my name is? joe

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Come in

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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why did the man die? he got shot

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Hi poop!

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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