Men's rights

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sixty....eight.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Please don't rape me.

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PENIS

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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I can't think of a joke!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Benevolent villain.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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