A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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fart

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Slavery

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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DANA

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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