I like to eat.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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