What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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cheese

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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I don't get it

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Penis

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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