Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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jack shine has boobs

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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28

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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the WNBA

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beiber i straight

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What does a man like. food.

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