Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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i am predestal

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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