How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Potato salad

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

This is not Will Smith.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Lacrosse

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Obamacare!

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

minorities

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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