Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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SAY

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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