What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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I love boobs

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Punchline.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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gays

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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