A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Fruitcake

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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nbjhfghl

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Why....... Because.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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your life

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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