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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why were corners made? For crying.

The chicken crossed the road.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

knock knock come in

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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