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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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