Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Hi poop!

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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