One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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A fat man buys a salad

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Anti Joke

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