Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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i have 2 penises

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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