Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Mmmm, donuts

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Noah is Smart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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