Women's rights

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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fart

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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DANA

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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