Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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knock knock come in

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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