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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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