Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Women's Golf

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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An Irishman stays home

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A ginger rapping.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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