what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

gay marriage.

Baseball

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

steves legs

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Come in

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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