- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

9:11 make a wish

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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