why did the man die? he got shot

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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marble

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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