gay marriage.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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the WNBA

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Brittney Spears

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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