- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Black People.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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