- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

minorities

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What will happen when a black person die they die

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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