Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Lacrosse

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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