I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Dead babies.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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the WNBA

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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