What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What break when you talk?

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Mexicans working in an office

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Slavery lol

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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ur mother

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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