roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Penis

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Slavery lol

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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