- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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