A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

corey is a nipplepotomus

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

want to go home? yea

...and I'm a Mormon.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

okay.....

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Canada

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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