whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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knock knock come in

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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chuck norris

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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