- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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