- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

jack shine has boobs

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

gay marriage.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Exactly what?

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

(insert Anti-Joke here)

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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