why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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SPAMS!!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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