A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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