They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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I like to eat.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why....... Because.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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