"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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okay.....

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Canada

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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