amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Herman Cain

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Oliver's friends

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Anti Joke

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