Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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A Jew returns change.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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