Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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A Jew returns change.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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ur mother

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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I am black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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