why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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poop.........

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hello world

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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