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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Real jokes.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Slavery

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

your life

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

i am predestal

Penis

Lacrosse

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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