- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Dead babies.

Penis

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Women's Golf

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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