What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Mmmm, donuts

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

9/11

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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