Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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knock knock come in

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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a black father

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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