Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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womans rights

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Punchline.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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beiber i straight

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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