- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Justin Littleton getting laid.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock whos there .. derp

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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