What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Shit.

Anti jokes are funny

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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