Women's rights

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

9/11

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Pickle!

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

i am predestal

What will happen when a black person die they die

DANA

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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