what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Exactly what?

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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the WNBA

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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