I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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your all shit at jokes

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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