why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A baby seal walks into a club

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Herman Cain

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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