- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Pickle!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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