- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

gays

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

pubic lice.

Knock Knock Good one...

steves legs

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Canada

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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