Niko isnt a mexican douche

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

The geese of Growmore

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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