- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Hey, come here often? No.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

The geese of Growmore

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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