Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Real jokes.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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