A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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AROUND

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Herman Cain

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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a banana

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Slavery

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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anus soup

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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