- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

why did the man die? he got shot

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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