- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

a banana

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Herman Cain

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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