why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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I am black.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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The geese of Growmore

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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