How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Canada

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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A Jew returns change.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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