why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Pickle!

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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i am predestal

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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A homeless person dies.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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