- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Your doorbell is broken.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

A baby seal walks into a club...

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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