what is patrick wilson? smart

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

A man walks into a bar.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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