- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Dead babies.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's 6 + 9? 15.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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