A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Shit.

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