What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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haha.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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I dislike old people.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why....... Because.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Haha pizza

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