what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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jokes r dumb

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Brittney Spears

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Bing

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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