What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Women's Golf

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Brittney Spears

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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jokes r dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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