- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Women rights.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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