- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

9/11

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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