- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

knock knock come in

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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