Chuck Norris is a normal man.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Black Poeple

thumb_up thumb_down +45

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

thumb_up thumb_down +41

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

thumb_up thumb_down +41

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

thumb_up thumb_down +41

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

nathan palmer has a big head !

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

thumb_up thumb_down +35

I won the game.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops