If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Pickle!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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i have 2 penises

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Slavery

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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