when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Penis

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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This is not Will Smith.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Lacrosse

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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