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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

What's 1+1? 4.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

The geese of Growmore

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Child Prostitution.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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