- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Brett Farve

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What will happen when a black person die they die

Slavery

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Penis

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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