- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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