- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

a banana

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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