What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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The geese of Growmore

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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AROUND

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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women's rights

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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