- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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