What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Global Warming.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Knock Knock Good one...

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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