- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

It's your mother, open the door.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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