How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

No joke.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Rick Perry.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

apple pie.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Miscarriages.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Google Doodles

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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