- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

God is religiously proven to be real

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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