A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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9/11

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Shit.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Anti jokes are funny

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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