Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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^that joke's not funny

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Black Poeple

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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