Hitler

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A man buys free health care...

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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