Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Obamacare!

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Guess what? Chicken butt

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Lacrosse

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Dead babies.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Small breasts.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

minorities

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Nickelback

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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