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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

amy copied adams haircut :0

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A baby seal walks into a club

Herman Cain

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Potato salad

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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