What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Real jokes.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Herman Cain

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

milly, milly, milly, cat

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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