Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Men's rights

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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steves legs

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What color is my lamp? Brown

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Three men walked into a metal pole

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Santa Clogged my toliet

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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