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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

The geese of Growmore

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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