roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What is Jason? Black.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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knock knock come in

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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