What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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hi my name is? joe

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Benevolent villain.

Hi poop!

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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