- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Bing

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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