whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Bing

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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chuck norris

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Hitler

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Anti Joke

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