wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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The WNBA

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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