What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

AROUND

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

josh simpson has cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

A baby seal walks into a club

a banana

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Pickle!

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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