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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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SAY

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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