How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

minorities

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Nickelback

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Hello

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

gay marriage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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the WNBA

Brittney Spears

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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