A fat man buys a salad

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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God is religiously proven to be real

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Women

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What break when you talk?

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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