- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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