How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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knock knock come in

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Bing

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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chuck norris

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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