What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

beiber i straight

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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