- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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