Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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a banana

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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