Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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hi

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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throbbing slobber

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I am black.

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You're so straight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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