What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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nice shorts.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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9/11

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Real jokes.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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