Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Men's rights

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Hello world

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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