-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Dead babies.

What time is it? 10:58

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

minorities

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Nickelback

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

knock knock whos there .. derp

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Exactly what?

SAY

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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