what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

God is religiously proven to be real

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

jack shine has boobs

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Brittney Spears

gay marriage.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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