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PENIS

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Bing

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Benevolent villain.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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