What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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