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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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9:11 make a wish

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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a horse walks into a barn

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Anti Joke

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