- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Real jokes.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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