how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What is Jason? Black.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Bing

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Hello world

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Anti Joke

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