the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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