How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What is Jason? Black.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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