Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Exactly what?

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

cheese

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What break when you talk?

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Bing

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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