What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Please don't rape me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

why did the man die? he got shot

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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