Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

An Irishman stays home

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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beiber i straight

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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