- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Herman Cain

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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