A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

AROUND

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

josh simpson has cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

A baby seal walks into a club

a banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...