What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Kate

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

The geese of Growmore

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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