- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Small breasts.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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