Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Jewish People

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Nickelback

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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