Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Anti Joke

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