What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

throbbing slobber

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Child Prostitution.

Netball.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What what In the butt

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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