How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

9/11

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

a banana

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Herman Cain

penis

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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