Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Small breasts.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

9:11 make a wish

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

a horse walks into a barn

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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