- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

I have no joke. u mad?

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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