Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Pickle!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Penis

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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