Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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chuck norris

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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