Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

penis

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

A baby seal walks into a club

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Herman Cain

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Potato salad

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

This is not Will Smith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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