A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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...Jack Vale

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why....... Because.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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