- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A man walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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