Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Exactly what?

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jack shine has boobs

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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gay marriage.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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A ginger rapping.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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beiber i straight

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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hi my name is? joe

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Come in

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