Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Dead babies.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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minorities

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Exactly what?

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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