- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A fat man buys a salad

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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