what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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fart

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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