What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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penis

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Lockerbie bombing

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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