If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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I can't think of a joke!

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's 6+2? 16

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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marble

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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