- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Penis

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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