One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A bar walks into your mother.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What is 69? A two digit number.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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