How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Rob Bell

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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