what is white and sticky? glue.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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fart

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I won the game.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Women rights.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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a banana

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Pickle!

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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