DONALD TRUMP DIES

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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DANA

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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SAY

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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