i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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9/11

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I won the game.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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AROUND

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Anti Joke

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