What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

arse

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

cheese

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Bing

Three men walked into a metal pole

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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