What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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The Bible

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who is awesome? no one...

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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