Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Penis

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What break when you talk?

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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