- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Mmmm, donuts

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

That's what he said.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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