throbbing slobber

Chocolate tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

Myspace

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

The WNBA

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Black Poeple

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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