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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

amy copied adams haircut :0

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Steering Wheel Face.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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