Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Knock Knock Come in!

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Anti Joke

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