- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

A bar walks into your mother.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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