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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What's 6+2? 16

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

hi my name is? joe

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What's 6+2? 16

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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