How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Anti Joke

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