What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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