Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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minorities

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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arse

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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