Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Obama

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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