- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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