- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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