What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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A black succeeds

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Anti Joke

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