Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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A ginger rapping.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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sixty....eight.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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