- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Three men walked into a metal pole

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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