A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Benevolent villain.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Hitler

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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