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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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