What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Dead babies.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What time is it? 10:58

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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