Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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johann grayson being liked

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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the WNBA

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Please don't rape me.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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PENIS

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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I can't think of a joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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