Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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nice shorts.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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The geese of Growmore

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Anti Joke

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