Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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The geese of Growmore

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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this website...

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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9/11

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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