- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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