- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Gadaffi

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

The chicken crossed the road.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

poop.........

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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