Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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AROUND

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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a banana

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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anus soup

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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