Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Jasper sucks.

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An Irishman stays home

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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sixty....eight.

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beiber i straight

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Please don't rape me.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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