How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A baby seal walks into a club.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

9:11 make a wish

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

SAY

God is religiously proven to be real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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