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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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