whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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steves legs

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Bing

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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