What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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this website...

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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I won the game.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Shit.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Pickle!

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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