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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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