What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Knock Knock. F uck off.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Bing

how do you stop a train? you cant..

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What's 6+2? 16

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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