Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

minorities

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

God is religiously proven to be real

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Exactly what?

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

jack shine has boobs

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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