- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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