- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

a horse walks into a barn

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Jasper sucks.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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