- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

AROUND

josh simpson has cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

A baby seal walks into a club

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??