What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

josh simpson has cancer

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

A baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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