Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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hi my name is? joe

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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