minorities

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What will happen when a black person die they die

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

womans rights

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

God is religiously proven to be real

DANA

Women

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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