how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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gay marriage.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What is Jason? Black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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poop.........

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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