What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

DANA

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

God is religiously proven to be real

Women

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

An Irishman stays home

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What break when you talk?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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