what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

gay marriage.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

knock knock come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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