What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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