- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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