Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

A man walks into a bar.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

i am predestal

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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