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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

God is religiously proven to be real

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Exactly what?

Brittney Spears

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

jokes r dumb

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

This joke isnt funny.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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