What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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