A bar walks into your mother.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Women's Golf

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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SAY

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