- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

nathan palmer has a big head !

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

josh simpson has cancer

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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