- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

This is not Will Smith.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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