A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Small breasts.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

the WNBA

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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