- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Brittney Spears

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Please don't rape me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??