What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

minorities

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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