Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Steering Wheel Face.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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