you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Black people are innocent.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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9/11

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I won the game.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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josh simpson has cancer

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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