- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

A man walks into a bar.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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