How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

anus soup

Lacrosse

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Small breasts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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