What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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I can't think of a joke!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Benevolent villain.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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poop.........

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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