- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

steves legs

What's brown and sticky? A stick

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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