Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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ur mother

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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That's what he said.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Anti Joke

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