I'm gay. Great me too.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why....... Because.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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AROUND

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Herman Cain

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Potato salad

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Penis

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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