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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What will happen when a black person die they die

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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