My dad beats my mom At checkers

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the WNBA

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Men's rights

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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