What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Kate

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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