- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What's 1+1? 4.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

i hate you.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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