Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

i am predestal

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

minorities

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What will happen when a black person die they die

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Nickelback

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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