What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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minorities

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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jack shine has boobs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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beiber i straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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