What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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That's what he said.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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this website...

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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