what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Oliver's friends

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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