What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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9/11

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Herman Cain

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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