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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Bing

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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