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hi my name is? joe

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What's 6+2? 16

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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