- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

A baby seal walks into a club

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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