A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Penis

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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