What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

arse

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock Knock. F uck off.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Bing

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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