How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

why did the man die? he got shot

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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