A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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beiber i straight

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69

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Bing

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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