Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Women's Golf

A man walks into a bar.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

SAY

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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