- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Slavery

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Dead babies.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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