What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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