what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What is Jason? Black.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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knock knock come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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I can't think of a joke!

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Anti Joke

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