- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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