A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Obama

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

One Big Ass Mistake America

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What is 69? A two digit number.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Freedom of Speech

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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