- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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