Wumbo

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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