- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the WNBA

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

women's rights

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

A black succeeds

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why were corners made? For crying.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

knock knock come in

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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