A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

what is patrick wilson? smart

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Herman Cain

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Guess what? Chicken butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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