- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

josh simpson has cancer

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