- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Giving birth to the antichrist

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Miscarriages.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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