What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why....... Because.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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