A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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