Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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marble

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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...Jack Vale

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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