whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Small breasts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

i am predestal

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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