Benevolent villain.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

if u r not my friend, like this joke

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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