Knock knock! Yes?

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Benevolent villain.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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poop.........

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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