- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

your all shit at jokes

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

God is religiously proven to be real

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Jasper sucks.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A black succeeds

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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