Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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That's what he said.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Pickle!

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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