- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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