Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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cheese

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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PENIS

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Bing

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Anti Joke

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