What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

SAY

you wanna hear a joke? no

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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