So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A bar walks into your mother.

Pickle!

milly, milly, milly, cat

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Penis

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

A man walks into a bar.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

A baby seal walks into a club.

minorities

9:11 make a wish

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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