What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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