- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

a banana

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

A bar walks into your mother.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Penis

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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