Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

nbjhfghl

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

I won the game.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +33

AROUND

thumb_up thumb_down +31

josh simpson has cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops