- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

why did the man die? he got shot

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Three men walked into a metal pole

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Knock Knock! Come in.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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