Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What will happen when a black person die they die

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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