Benevolent villain.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A Jew returns change.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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