If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Penis

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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