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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Jasper sucks.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

sixty....eight.

beiber i straight

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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