What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Please don't rape me.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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steves legs

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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PENIS

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Bing

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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