Jasper sucks.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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beiber i straight

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sixty....eight.

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Please don't rape me.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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I can't think of a joke!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Benevolent villain.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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