- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Oliver's friends

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Small breasts.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Hello

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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