Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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womans rights

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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An Irishman stays home

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Bing

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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