- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Men's rights

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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