Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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nice shorts.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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That's what he said.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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9/11

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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