Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

i am predestal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

minorities

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Nickelback

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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