Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Dead babies.

i am predestal

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What time is it? 10:58

minorities

Nickelback

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

God is religiously proven to be real

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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