What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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That's what he said.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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im jewish

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9/11

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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