the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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