What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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a banana

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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