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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

God is religiously proven to be real

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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