Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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^that joke's not funny

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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throbbing slobber

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Anti Joke

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