What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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9/11

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Women's rights

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Anti jokes are funny

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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