knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Pickle!

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Penis

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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