- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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