What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Penis

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Dead babies.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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