- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

balls in ya mouf

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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