Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Penis

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Women's Golf

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Anti Joke

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