- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Slavery

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Small breasts.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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