What break when you talk?

Penis

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

why did the man die? he got shot

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

A man buys free health care...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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