How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

womans rights

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

God is religiously proven to be real

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

DANA

Women

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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