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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

Hey, come here often? No.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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