What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Black people are innocent.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Shit.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Anti jokes are funny

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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