- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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