Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Jewish People

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

DANA

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

SAY

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

gay marriage.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Jasper sucks.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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