why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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steves legs

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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