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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Exactly what?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why did the man die? he got shot

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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