- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Whats long and hard? a pole

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

a banana

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Your life That's the joke

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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