- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

A man walks into a bar.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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