Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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fart

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Anti Joke

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