Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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The geese of Growmore

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why....... Because.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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