Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Anti jokes are funny

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

josh simpson has cancer

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Herman Cain

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

a banana

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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