What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What's 6+2? 16

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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