- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why....... Because.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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