Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Bing

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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