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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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