what did the black man do for his family? nothing

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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