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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Brittney Spears

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Jasper sucks.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Baseball

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What is Jason? Black.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

Please don't rape me.

hi my name is? joe

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

So one time this woman was learning...

if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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