why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

No.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Small breasts.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

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a horse walks into a barn

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Hello

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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