Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Penis

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

i am predestal

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Small breasts.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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