What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

beiber i straight

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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