Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is Jason? Black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What's 6+2? 16

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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