Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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minorities

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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