why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

what is white and sticky? glue.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

A baby seal walks into a club

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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