STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

josh simpson has cancer

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

A baby seal walks into a club

Herman Cain

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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