What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Wumbo

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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