What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

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