The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A man walks into a bar.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Rick Perry.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

apple pie.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

The chicken crossed the road.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Is Carly smart? No.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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