- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Justin Littleton getting laid.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Nickelback

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

kennah campion... being nice

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

God is religiously proven to be real

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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