What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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An Irishman stays home

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Bing

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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