If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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a banana

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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