- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

A baby seal walks into a club

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Penis

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A man walks into a bar.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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