You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Got milk? No.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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^that joke's not funny

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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