Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Penis

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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i am predestal

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Small breasts.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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