- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Lockerbie bombing

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Slavery

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

DANA

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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