what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Oliver's friends

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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