- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Small breasts.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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