How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Hello world

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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