STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Anti jokes are funny

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

josh simpson has cancer

Herman Cain

a banana

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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