- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

The geese of Growmore

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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