What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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the WNBA

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Baseball

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Anti Joke

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