Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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ur mother

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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