Herman Cain

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Dead babies.

Lacrosse

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

minorities

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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