Why were corners made? For crying.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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knock knock come in

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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a black father

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Hello world

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Anti Joke

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