What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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