What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Black Poeple

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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The geese of Growmore

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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