How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

God is religiously proven to be real

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

An Irishman stays home

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

The chicken crossed the road.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Three men walked into a metal pole

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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