A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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i have aids and a chode

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Punchline.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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