- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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