Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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9:11 make a wish

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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A fat man buys a salad

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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the WNBA

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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