- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big? Jupiter.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Oliver's friends

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Small breasts.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Hello

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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