- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

God is religiously proven to be real

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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