a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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