- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's brown and sticky? A stick

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

why did the man die? he got shot

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Three men walked into a metal pole

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Knock Knock! Come in.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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