Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Lacrosse

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Dead babies.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

minorities

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What will happen when a black person die they die

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Small breasts.

Nickelback

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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