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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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anus soup

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Slavery

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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DANA

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Freedom of Speech

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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