- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

the WNBA

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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