In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Lacrosse

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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hahaha

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kennah campion... being nice

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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