- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A homeless person dies.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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