josh simpson has cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Pickle!

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Herman Cain

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Penis

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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