Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Penis

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Freedom of Speech

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9:11 make a wish

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johann grayson being liked

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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