- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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