What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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