- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's big? Jupiter.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Potato salad

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Oliver's friends

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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