Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Potato salad

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Oliver's friends

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Small breasts.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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