thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Penis

What break when you talk?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

why did the man die? he got shot

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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