Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Dead babies.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Lacrosse

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What will happen when a black person die they die

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

SAY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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