What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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hi my name is? joe

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Knock knock! Yes?

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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