What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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josh simpson has cancer

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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