- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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