- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

a horse walks into a barn

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

An Irishman stays home

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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