What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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nice shorts.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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