your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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SPAMS!!!

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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