- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im jewish

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

I won the game.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Slavery

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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