What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Jews for Jesus

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Hello world

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