What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock Knock. F uck off.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

how do you stop a train? you cant..

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

poop.........

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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