A man buys free health care...

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

ur mother

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

I am black.

^that joke's not funny

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

haha.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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