A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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i have 2 penises

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Slavery

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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minorities

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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