Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Why....... Because.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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