Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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fart

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Lockerbie bombing

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Anti Joke

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