- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Freedom of Speech

johann grayson being liked

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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