- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

A homeless person dies.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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