- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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