hi my name is? joe

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Come in

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Three men walked into a metal pole

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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