your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Child Prostitution.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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9/11

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Pickle!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Penis

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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