- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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