Why....... Because.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Real jokes.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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fart

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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