Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

johann grayson being liked

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

A fat man buys a salad

corey is a nipplepotomus

Baseball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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