What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Hitler

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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marble

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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