Baseball

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A ginger rapping.

noodles

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Three men walked into a metal pole

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Guess what? Chicken butt

What do you find....... there's a..........

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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