- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Exactly what?

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Why were corners made? For crying.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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