What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

josh simpson has cancer

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Herman Cain

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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