My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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God is religiously proven to be real

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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