What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Freedom of Speech

An iguana walks out of a bar

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What is 69? A two digit number.

DANA

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Shit.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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