Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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A man walks into a bar.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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i am predestal

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Small breasts.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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minorities

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Hello

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Nickelback

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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