Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Jasper sucks.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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69

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pubic lice.

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Penis

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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