Punchline.

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steves legs

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Hitler

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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