whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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ur mother

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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