- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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