God is religiously proven to be real

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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