What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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DANA

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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womans rights

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SAY

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Hello

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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A ginger rapping.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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