A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

cheese

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

No.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

The chicken crossed the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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