Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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dildo

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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poop.........

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Rob Bell

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Got milk? No.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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