Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Slavery lol

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

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