What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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