How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Why....... Because.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Women's rights

Chocolate rain Awesome!

9/11

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

anus soup

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Slavery

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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