- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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