What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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