What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What will happen when a black person die they die

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Small breasts.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

9:11 make a wish

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A fat man buys a salad

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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