- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Penis

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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