come along children

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why Because

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Lockerbie bombing

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

anus soup

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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