What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Lockerbie bombing

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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