A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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alcoholism kills

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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