Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

if it's friday, it must be China

Mexicans working in an office

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

barack osama

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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