why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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josh simpson has cancer

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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