Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What will happen when a black person die they die

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

SAY

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

9:11 make a wish

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Guess what? Chicken butt

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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