There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

i have 2 penises

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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