How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Men's rights

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

I can't think of a joke!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

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