- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Benevolent villain.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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