Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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