- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

fart

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

i am predestal

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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