Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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josh simpson has cancer

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Herman Cain

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Dead babies.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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