Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Hitler

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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