- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

The chicken crossed the road.

Three men walked into a metal pole

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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