how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What's 6+2? 16

Knock knock! Yes?

A Jew returns change.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

ur mother

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

^that joke's not funny

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

SPAMS!!!

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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