why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What will happen when a black person die they die

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Small breasts.

This is not Will Smith.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

9:11 make a wish

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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