- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

how do you stop a train? you cant..

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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