why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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