Slavery lol

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What do you find....... there's a..........

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

ur mother

^that joke's not funny

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

haha.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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