- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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