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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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No joke.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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