Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

An Irishman stays home

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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