"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Hi poop!

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Slavery lol

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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