- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

That's what he said.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Women's rights

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Why....... Because.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

9/11

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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