Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Dead babies.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

johann grayson being liked

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

womans rights

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Baseball

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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