Hello

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Nickelback

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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