Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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im jewish

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That's what he said.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Small breasts.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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