Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

i am predestal

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

9:11 make a wish

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

knock knock whos there .. derp

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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