Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Freedom of Speech

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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9:11 make a wish

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Hello

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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