- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Child Prostitution.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Why....... Because.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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