Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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arse

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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cheese

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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