What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Nickelback

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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gay marriage.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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