- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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