A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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The geese of Growmore

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why....... Because.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Pickle!

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