- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

9/11

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Pickle!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Slavery

Penis

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

DANA

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Penis

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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