What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

The chicken crossed the road.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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