- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

minorities

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What time is it? 10:58

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

God is religiously proven to be real

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Exactly what?

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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