What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

a banana

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's big? Jupiter.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Penis

anus soup

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Small breasts.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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