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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Nickelback

What time is it? 10:58

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

God is religiously proven to be real

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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