What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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I like to eat.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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