What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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alcoholism kills

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Kate

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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