There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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