whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Jasper sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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hi my name is? joe

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Come in

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I can't think of a joke!

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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