What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Lockerbie bombing

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

anus soup

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

9:11 make a wish

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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