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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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A fat man buys a salad

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

No.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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