- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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