Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Shit.

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Why....... Because.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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