-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Niko isnt a mexican douche

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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