what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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An Irishman stays home

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Anti Joke

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