A ginger rapping.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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