- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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