What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Men's rights

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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PENIS

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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I can't think of a joke!

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Bing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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