What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

DANA

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

SAY

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

My dad beats my mom At checkers

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

gay marriage.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A black person in the NHL

A baby seal walks into a club.

Jasper sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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