Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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fart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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anus soup

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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