- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Obamacare!

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Small breasts.

Freedom of Speech

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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