What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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My Nan, that is all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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