How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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civil rights

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