- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Read a Book.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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