- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How you know when dislextic

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."