- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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