what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Death by kayak

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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