Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Gay republicans

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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