- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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