- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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