A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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