What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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