What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A man did not like this site

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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