- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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