Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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