- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

So a man walks into a bar, right?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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