- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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