- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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