What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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