If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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