- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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