What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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like if your cool

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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