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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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