Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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im telling maguire

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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