Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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dallen loves penis

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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