What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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A dancer walks into a barre

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Donald Trump

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Anti Joke

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