What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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sadf

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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