- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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