5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

knock knock who's there ?

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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