Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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