Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A dog was barking at a tree

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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I am a mime

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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