- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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