Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What is the difference?

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Get on your knees Ho

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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