What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Your Mom The End.

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