What are annoying? Ads.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Women's rights.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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