How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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9/11 my birthday

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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How old are you? 7

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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