- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Weaner

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's 1+1? 69.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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