- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

a man checks his mypsace

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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