What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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