what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

womens rights.

school homewrok

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Allah walked into AK Bar

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