What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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