What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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