50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Andoni was here

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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