- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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