Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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