Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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