Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Anti Joke

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