- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

You know what's natural? Bears.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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