- Anti Joke

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

knock knock come in

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer