- Anti Joke

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock knock come in

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true