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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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