- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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