Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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