- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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