I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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