- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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