a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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No

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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