- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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