- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

woman's rights

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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