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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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