- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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