- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

binladin walks into the american seals

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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