How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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kieran is a homosexual

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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