How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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I'm hungry.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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These Jokes suck.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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