- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

whats a joke

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

im telling maguire

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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