whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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