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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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