- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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