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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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