How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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