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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

binladin walks into the american seals

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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