What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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I'm hungry.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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