- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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