- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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