I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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My Nan, that is all.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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