Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Anti Joke

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