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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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