Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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