- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Denard Robinson

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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