Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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How old are you? 7

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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