- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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