- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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