Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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