How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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