Women's rights.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Roses are red Im adopted

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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