What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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