Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Ily bae

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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