Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...