what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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