Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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