- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

I'm Polish.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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