What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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