Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Actually it was me Josh brown

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