- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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