- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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