- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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