- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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