- Anti Joke

What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Blacks

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Donald Trump

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Blacks

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Donald Trump

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...