Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

pull my finger (farts)

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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