Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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