- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

I am a mime

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Half life 3 confirmed

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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