How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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