Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Allah walked into AK Bar

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

this website is a bad joke

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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