- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

AIDS

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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