How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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