- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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