what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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