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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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