Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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