- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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