Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

womens rights

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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