- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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