- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How old are you? 7

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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