- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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