- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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