- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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