Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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