- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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