- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

penis. nuff said.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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