knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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