- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Knock Knock. Come in.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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