FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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