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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Knock knock It's open, come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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