what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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How old are you? 7

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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9/11 my birthday

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