- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

God is real.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

womens rights.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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