A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Anti Joke

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