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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

a jew walks out of a furnace

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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