- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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