- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Weaner

what kind of dog can tiptoe

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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