- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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