- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Knock Knock Who's there

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

You know what's funny? Rape

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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