1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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a man checks his mypsace

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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school homewrok

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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