- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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