- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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