How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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