so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

White men's rights

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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