- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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