An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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