Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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