- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

pull my finger (farts)

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

knock knock come in

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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