A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Do you play piano? No

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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