Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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you will like this because i am black.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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pobody's nerfect

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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