- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

NEVER

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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