Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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