Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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