knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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