- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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