Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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