A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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