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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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