- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

outside your comfort zone

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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