- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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