golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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