What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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