what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A dog was barking at a tree

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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