- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

White men's rights

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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