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A man did not like this site

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

womens rights.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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