- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

i'm hard

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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