- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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