how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Massie is a fatass

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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world society

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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