Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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