- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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