her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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