Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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