Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

every knight i see an owl at window

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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