- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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