Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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