a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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I? Everett

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Anti Joke

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