jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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