- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

My spelling is horrible

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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