Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Im taking a shit right now.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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