What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

I have cancer. And you're next.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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