Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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a man checks his mypsace

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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