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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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