- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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