- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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