- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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