- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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