- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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