Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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