What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Donald Trump

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Anti Joke

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